10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A