10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"