10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Why not, when some because there are three.