10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Fold and live to fold again
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is for loners.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss