10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez