10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"