10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- in the poker game of life women are the rake