10 Random Poker Quotes

I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
People who play poker often wear raw hide.
Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
"No river, no fish."
Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water