10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob