10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine