10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier