10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Welcome to kicker school
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.