10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.