10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!