10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.