10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."