10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"