10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Fish don't eat Nutz!