10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• It's Free To Fold...