10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones