10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is for loners.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth