10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Welcome to kicker school
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus