10 Random Poker Quotes

Those eggs smell delicious!
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
im going to 2 out you to death
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.