10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Welcome to kicker school
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters