10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.