10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.