10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."