10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is for loners.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.