10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz