10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it