10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike