10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.