10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet