10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The all-in play works everytime but once.