10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "No river, no fish."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris