10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"