10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow