10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Fook the floosh droo!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger