10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Fold and live to fold again
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com