10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• It's Free To Fold...
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.