10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown