10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "No river, no fish."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from