10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..