10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz