10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"