10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.