10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.