10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.