10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "No river, no fish."
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.