10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.